A Loving Husband...

A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem .  While

they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband,

"You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in

the Holy Land , for $150."  The man thought about it and told him he

would just have her shipped home.  

 

The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife

home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend

only $150?"

The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three

days later he rose from the dead.  I just can't take that chance."